sexhaver:

goodbye forever

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

(Source: benigoat, via coca-chola)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via deliababette)

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via beyoncebeytwice)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via beyoncebeytwice)

legalprostitute:

happy easter!!!

legalprostitute:

happy easter!!!

(Source: dogsoftheinterwebs)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(via treatsandsuch)

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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