ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via lubricates)

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via asharmz)

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via lindaamariaa)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via nocuriousjustgeorge)

illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

(via treatsandsuch)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

(via treatsandsuch)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via lubricates)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via lubricates)