hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
June 2013
104 posts
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OOP
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”
—Maya Angelou (via sadfag)
who needs buns of steel when you have buns of cinnamon
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
“Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.”
—
Tati-Ana Mercedes
(via her0inchic)
get rich or sigh tryin
I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great
*does a crunch* where are my abs
Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual
♥it’s a good day to buy me clothes and show me ur sweatpant boner♥
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
exactly
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
